Todaysterday

The new album from Robbie and the Robots - Due out someday on Jacket Weather Records.

Naked by Robbie Doyen

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Ninety miles an hour standing up on the Highway. No one really caring whether or not

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we die today. Driving through a lawn doing doughnuts in their yard, man I really hope

that we don't see a cop car.

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We are young and having fun. Yea we're young and we're dumb and we're young and

having fun and we are

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Naked with the top down. Driving all around town. Too high to ever bring down, we're

naked with the top down.

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Yea the color of our skin is the color that we're swimming in. The water's mighty cold

from the moment that you enter it. I cannot figure out why my will is so strong. It's

probably because I hit the gravity bong.

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We are young and having fun. Yea we're young and we're dumb and we're young and

having fun and we are

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Naked with the top down. Driving all around town. Too high to ever bring down. We're

naked with the top down.

(break for solo's. Standard 12 bar blues progression twice.)

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Drugs are better than people. I said drugs are better than people. Take a pill take a hit take

a puff take a sip yea drugs are better than people

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When you are young and having fun. Well we're young and we're dumb and we're

young and full of cum and we are

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Naked with the top down. Driving all around town. Too high to ever bring down we are

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naked with the top down Yea Naked with the top down. Driving all around town. Too

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high to ever bring down. We're naked with the top down.

Helmet. by Robbie Doyen

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Sometimes I'm a bowling ball and sometimes I'm the pins. It just depends what kind of

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mood I'm in. And sometimes I'm a messenger and sometimes I receive. It's a formula

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that's based on time and need.

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And I'm a helmet, I'm a batting cage. I'm a locked on pilot who's trying to disengage.

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Yea I'm twenty-two but I still keep all my toys. I'm so immature. I'm such a little boy.

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But My fire is burning bright because I have got so much oxygen in my lungs.

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Well I don't believe in gravity and I don't believe in blood, and I don't believe my life is

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big enough. And I don't get much sympathy and I don't get much sleep, but if there's one

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thing that I get it's in too deep.

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But I'm a helmet, I'm a batting cage. I'm a locked on pilot who's trying to disengage.

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Yea I'm twenty-two but I still keep all my toys. I'm so immature. I'm such a little boy.

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And my fire is burning bright because I have got so much oxygen in my lungs. Yea my

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fire is burning bright because I have got so much oxygen in my lungs.

(Instrumental break)

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It's hard to sing a love song when you don't love anyone, and you don't think you can

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ever love anyone. And it's hard to tell the difference between someone who's unique, and

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someone who's trying too hard to be a freak.

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But I'm a helmet. I'm a batting cage. I'm a locked on pilot who's trying to disengage.

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Yea I'm twenty-two but I still keep all my toys. I'm so immature. I'm such a little boy.

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And I'm a helmet I'm a batting cage. I'm a locked on pilot who's trying to disengage.

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Yea I'm twenty-two but I still keep all my toys. I'm so immature. I'm such a little boy.

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And my fire is burning bright because I have got so much oxygen in my lungs. Yea my

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fire is burning bright because I have got so much oxygen in my lungs.

The Drinkin' Sawng . Robbie Doyen

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Bartender, pour me a drink. Three fingers of whiskey from the top shelf. And please send

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one to the girl down at the end of the bar, and refer to me as the man with the expensive

car.

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Hey hey hey hey hey. I've been drinkin' all day. Hey hey hey hey hey. I can't drink these

blues away.

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Sittin' on my front porch in a lawn chair drinkin' beer out of a can held in a coozie.

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Throwin' rocks at people who come in my yard, and yellin' out obscenities and breathing

hard.

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Hey hey hey hey hey. I've been drinkin' all day. Hey hey hey hey hey. I can't drink these

blues away.

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Every day I keep on fallin' in. Into this hole that I been fillin' in. Not enough liquor in the

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whole wide world to ever finish fillin' up my stupid hole. Yea yea yea yea yea.

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Bartender pour me a drink. Three fingers of whiskey from the top shelf. And please

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send one to the girl down at the end of the bar. I know that line ain't gonna get me very

far.

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Hey hey hey hey hey. I've been drinkin' all day. Hey hey hey hey hey. I can't drink these

blues away.

Lipstick . by Robbie Doyen

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When I put my hand in you, did it make you feel dirty? You've got your leather on and

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you're ready to play. Well I know the truth about your father. He was very bad. He was

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very bad. And I'll lie to you, if it'll make you feel better. Tell you everything will be

okay.

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I see your lipstick on my mirror and it reminds me of how you would never kiss me

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because it made you feel scared. And it serves as a reminder of the way that I felt like you

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were never quite with me. You just needed someone there.

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Well I did a little more. Couldn't make you feel happy. Your hand is full of pills, cuz you

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want me to stay. Well I know that I could have treated you better, but I never meant for

you to feel that way.

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I see your lipstick on my mirror and it reminds me of how you would never kiss me

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because it made you feel scared. And it serves as a reminder of the way that I felt like you

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were never quite with me. You just needed someone there. Yea.

(instrumental break)

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I feel justified in hating you, cuz you lied to me. Yea you lied to me. And I feel justified

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in hating you, cuz you lied to me. Yea you lied to me. I feel justified in hating you, cuz

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you lied to me. Yea you lied to me.

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I see your lipstick on my mirror and it reminds me of how you would never kiss me

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because it made you feel scared. And it serves as a reminder of the way that I felt like you

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were never quite with me. You just needed someone there.

Small Town Psycho Crazy Girlfriend Blues . by Robbie Doyen

Well my girl went away and that is making me glad, but I'm not getting laid and that is

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making me sad. She's always on the hustle and causing some trouble. She's not very

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strong, but her mouth is a muscle. I've got the small town psycho crazy girlfriend blues.

She cleaned up my room and she washed all my clothes and she bought me nice things

and she nibbled my toes, but she is always stressin' even when we're carressin'. She

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wrecks all her cars, but she can't learn her lesson. I've got the small town psycho crazy

girlfriend blues.

(Instrumental break . standard blues progression)

Well I knew it was bad, but I wasn't prepared, and now that knife in her hand is really

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makin' me scared. My baby can't resist all of the burdens she carries. Right after we fight

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she always wants to get married. I've got the small town psycho crazy girlfriend blues.

(instrumental break . standard blues progression)

Well my girl went away and that is making me glad, but I'm not getting laid and that is

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making me sad. She's always on the hustle and causing some trouble. She's not very

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strong, but her mouth is a muscle. I've got the small town psycho crazy girlfriend blues.

Porn . by Robbie Doyen

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Mommy's proud and Daddy's proud so hook your arms and swing around cuz Daddy's

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favorite daughter's shooting porn. It started off as just a joke, she needed cash to buy

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some coke. She didn't really want to but was torn.

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If you can stop them you know you should, but if you could watch them you know you

would.

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Everything is going great so clap your hands and masturbate, cuz Daddy's favorite

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daughter's shooting porn.

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You're looking good with four upon the floor and you're screaming like a whore and it

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really turns me on. And everybody likes to watch you make that body shake. You know I

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think about it half the time that I'm awake. Everybody likes to watch you make that body

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shake. You know I think about it half the time that I'm awake.

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Are you tired of sitting around by yourself at home? You know you're never alone with

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porn. So put it in and play along. And everybody likes to watch you make that body

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shake. You know I think about it half the time that I'm awake. Everybody likes to watch

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you make that body shake. You know I think about it half the time that I'm awake.

(Instrumental break)

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If you can stop them you know you should, but if you could watch them you know you

would.

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Everything is going great so clap your hands and masturbate, cuz Daddy's favorite

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daughter's shooting porn.

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Everybody likes to watch you make that body shake. You know I think about it half the

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time that I'm awake. You know I think about it half the time that I'm awake. You know I

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think about it half the time that I'm awake.

Symbiosis . by Robbie Doyen

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Everybody likes it when I rhyme. I do it all the time. I do it all the time. And everyone

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likes it when I sing this song. They like to sing along. They like to sing along and we say

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"Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na. na na na na na na na, na na na na na.."

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You get yours and I'll get mine. You get yours and I'll get mine. You get yours and I'll

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get mine and we'll have a good time.

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I'm just an asshole floating over the hole trying not to get splashed by the water in the

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bowl. And I try not to swallow and I try not to spit but it's hard to do neither when your

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mouth's full of so much shit.

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And everybody likes it when I rhyme. I do it all the time. I do it all the time. And

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everyone likes it when I sing this song. They like to sing along. They like to sing along

and we say

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.Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na. na na na na na na na, na na na na na.."

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You get yours and I'll get mine. You get yours and I'll get mine. You get yours and I'll

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get mine and we'll have a good time. You get yours and I'll get mine. You get yours and

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I'll get mine. You get yours and I'll get mine and we'll have a good time. You get yours

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and I'll get mine. You get yours and I'll get mine. You get yours and I'll get mine and

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we'll have a good time. You get yours and I'll get mine. You get yours and I'll get mine.

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You get yours and I'll get mine and we'll have a good time.

Pedal on the Floor . by Robbie Doyen (REPEATING C-G-F RIFF)

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February summer. Hotter than a mother. Hotter than a lover sleeping with another. And I

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hear about it everyday. All your problems that won't go away. Well I don't like the way

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that he treats you, and you're not liking what I say. Living fast with strangers. Breaking

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into mangers. Running from the Rangers, and getting off on danger.

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And I got the pedal on the floor. Faster than I've gone before. Got my elbow hangin' out

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of the window. Seatbelt stickin' out of the bottom of the door.

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And I'd like to take a long ride on a passenger airplane or a bull-headed freight train as

long as it goes far away.

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Running from a lady, cuz I think I'm crazy. And I'm thinking maybe. And I think I think

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too much. That's why I'm gonna go down to the bar where everyone knows who you

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are. But even party world can get kinda boring when it's the only place you ever are. Yea,

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hot headed gringo. One bad amigo. With a fragile ego, and overactive libido.

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And I got the pedal on the floor. Faster than I've gone before. Got my elbow hangin' out

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of the window. Seatbelt stickin' out of the bottom of the door.

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And I'm afraid of commitment because it means you're getting' older, and I don't want

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to get older. I'm afraid of getting older.

(break for solo)

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And I got the pedal on the floor. Faster than I've gone before. Got my elbow hangin' out

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of the window. Seatbelt stickin' out of the bottom of the door. And I got the pedal on the

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floor. Never been this fast before. Got my elbow hangin' out of the window. Seatbelt

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stickin' out of the bottom of the door.

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And I'm afraid of commitment because it means you're getting' older, and I don't want

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to get older. I'm afraid of getting older.

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Feelin' kinda hollow, but if you lead I'll follow. Wish that I could lay low, but I'm

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always go go go go go.

Radioactive . by Robbie Doyen

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You gave me a tiny Godzilla and I put it in my pocket. Now I've got a brand new brother

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by my side. Turns out I was stupid when I tried to make it better, cuz you know you're

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gonna die when the food you eat is radioactive.

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I think I'm gonna take a magic marker and color in the whiteness in my eyes. I never had

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much use for peripheral vision. Tunnel's always suited me just fine.

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Yea and every time I see you I'll stand up straight when I walk, but the Godzilla in my

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pocket is breathing fire on my cock. right now! Right now.

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Well I was standing at the mouth of the railroad tracks with a half empty bottle of brandy

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in my hand. Trying to decide if I should just set off walking without ever ever ever

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looking back.

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I think I'm gonna grow out all my fingernails and scratch them down the chalkboard until

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I cry. I never had much use for meticulous hearing. Tone deaf's always suited me just

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fine.

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Yea and every time I see you I'll stand up straight when I walk, but the Godzilla in my

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pocket is breathing fire on my cock. right now! Right now. Right now yea yea yea yea

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right now.

(Instrumental break)

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Yea and every time I see you I'll stand up straight when I walk, but the Godzilla in my

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pocket is breathing fire on my cock.Whoa, right now! Right now. Right now yea yea

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yea yea yea right now. Wo ho ho.

Drug Free Sabbath . by Robbie Doyen

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I'm so ready. You're so ready. We're so ready we're painting the town red. I'm so ready.

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You're so ready. Up against the wall we're painting the town red. And I'd like to drink a

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margarita and lay down with a pretty seniorita, and I wish that I could do this all the time.

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And I know that the tunes that I be groovin' are causin' your booty to be movin' and I

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wish that I could do this all the time.

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Yea but Monday Tuesday and Wednesday I go to work I go bills to pay. And Thursday

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Friday Saturday I am all fucked up in a serious way. But Sunday comes and I'm so bored

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cuz I don't smoke crack on the day of the lord. I don't smoke crack on the day of the lord.

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I don't smoke crack on the day of the lord. I don't smoke crack on the day of the lord.

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Too much boozin' and too much usin'. That's okay cuz I'm painting the town red. Too

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much boozin' and all kinds of usin'. It's easy to explain because I'm painting the town

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red. And I'd like to stay up until the morning then lay down and pass out in a corner and I

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wish that I could do this all the time. And I know that I'm gonna be hung over so I'll just

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stay asleep until tomorrow and I wish that I could do this all the time.

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Yea but Monday Tuesday and Wednesday I go to work I go bills to pay. And Thursday

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Friday Saturday I am all fucked up in a serious way. But Sunday comes and I'm so bored

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cuz I don't smoke crack on the day of the lord. I don't smoke crack on the day of the lord.

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I don't smoke crack on the day of the lord. I don't smoke crack on the day of the lord.

(break into fast iv blues for solo)

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And I'd like to drink a margarita and lay down with a pretty seniorita, and I wish that I

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could do this all the time. And I know that I'm gonna be hung over so I'll just stay asleep

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until tomorrow and I wish that I could do this all the time.

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Yea but Monday Tuesday and Wednesday I go to work I go bills to pay. And Thursday

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Friday Saturday I am all fucked up in a serious way. But Sunday comes and I'm so bored

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cuz I don't smoke crack on the day of the lord.